Do You Need a Glass Belly Button?

Glass Belly Buttons are for people who go through life without their heads firmly on their shoulders. Their actions, words or deeds are often mean, rude or stupid. Quite often people are accused of having their heads up their butts.

Do YOU need a Glass Belly Button? It's far better to get past denial and admit to needing one than to have someone give one to you as a gift. This 20 question quiz should give you insights into your personal Glass Belly Button needs.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Which of the following times occur before 8 a.m.?
Noon
4 a.m.
3 p.m.
9 p.m.
All of them
2. If a plane headed to England, full of French citizens crashed on the United States/Canadian border where would they bury the survivors?
France
United States
England
Canada
None of the above
3. If the United States Vice President Dick Cheney had been killed in a hunting accident, who would be President?
The President Pro Temp
Speaker of the House
Senate Majority Leader
His wife
The President
4. You're the engineer of The Orient Express that travels from Paris to Istanbul covering a distance of 3186 kilometers in six days and five nights at a cost of $11,500 per ticket and makes two stops. What is the engineer's name?
I don't have all the information I need.
I can't tell based on the question.
I have the information I need.
5. If a Mama Bull, Papa Bull and Baby Bull were grazing in a field of sweet grasses eighteen inches high, which of them would be impossible to see?
Mama Bull
Baby Bull
Papa Bull
All of them
None of them
6. Some months, like October, have 31 days, and some months, like June, have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
8
3
1
12
6
7. Due to some decisions made during President George Bush's presidency, his approval rating has dropped from a one-time high of 88% to a low of 31%. What are his chances of being re-elected in 2008?
25%
50%
75%
100%
0%
8. Twenty-eight cows are grazing near the San Andreas Fault in California. Suddenly the earth shakes and splits swallowing all but seven of them. How many cows survive the earthquake?
None of them
21
28
7
All of them
9. To commemorate the United States' freedom from England, the French presented the American people the Statue of Liberty. Do they have a Fourth of July in France?
Yes
If the Prime Minister declares it
If the President declares it
No
Only in leap years
10. In a regulation baseball game played during the preseason, how many outs are required for the inning to be over?
1
3
6
27
9
11. The infamous War of the Roses is the name given to the English civil war fought between 1455 and 1487. Who were the combatants?
England and France
United States and England
The Allies and the Confederates
England and Ireland
None of the above
12. Rich's mom, who was an accountant, had three strong, handsome sons. She loved them all deeply. Two of the boys were named Nickel and Dime. What was the third son's name?
Quarter
Penny
Cash
Rich
Not enough information given
13. If there are nine ripe avacodos, and you take away three, how many do you have?
9
6
3
1
None
14. You have a horrible infection, the doctor gives you five pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60
90
120
180
240
15. God was very angry with the ways things were going. So he told Moses to gather the animals two-by-two and take them onto an ark because He was going to cause a great flood. How many pairs of animals did he take on the ark?
5000
2500
1250
738
None
16. If you decide to print this out and fold the paper in half. How many times can you fold it in half?
Once
Twice
Three times
Four times
More than five times
17. If you were going to call me, but before you had a chance to dial, I actually knew you wanted to talk to me so I called you, what ability would I be experiencing?
Psychotic
Psychic
Physiatrist
Psychedelic
Psychiatrist
18. If you divide 42 by 1/2 and then subtract 14 what do you have?
7
70
35
98
I have absolutely no idea. I hate math stuff.
19. Mr. and Mrs. Perrywinkle have nine daughters all with long brown hair, big blue eyes and freckles. Each of the sisters has a brother. How many people are in the Perrywinkle family?
11
9
20
12
20. Which weighs more 10 pounds of Glass Belly Buttons or 10 pounds of the velveteen Glass Belly Button carrying cases?
The Glass Belly Buttons
The carrying cases
Both weigh the same
Haven't a clue

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