Do you enjoy rechargeable batteries

This quiz seriously determines whether batteries and all electronic devices play a major part in your life! Should there be a power cut, would you survive? Would you be cast out of society for dying? Are you already an outcast and are taking this quiz as a way to releive the pain and boredom of your lonely life? Are you the son of God? Then this is the quiz for you!

In 1997, there was an expedition to Everest. Half way there, one of the climbers fell down a cravace. In a moment of panic, he sent out this message: "I have fallen down a crevace and broken my knee" Are you that man? Then this is the quiz for you!!

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
Have you ever eaten a battery?
	Yes
	No
	What is a battery?
	I was in a terrible accident and have no mouth
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of god does not affiliate with batteries of any kind!
Do you have a rechargeable battery, or set of batteries, in your portable DVD player?
	Yo, sup...im a player!
	No, I don't watch auction TV
	I was in a terrible accident and am on benefits...so i have lots of money...so yes!
	The son of God does not associate himself with DVD players!
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
Did you buy your mum batteries for christmas?
	Yes
	No
	I was in a terrible accident and missed christmas....
	The son of God does not associate himself with christmas!!
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
A battery is a sort of what?
	Power producing cell
	Rock
	Wrestling Star
	I was in a terrible accident and have no dictionary
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of god does not affiliate with questions pertaining to batteries!
As a hand is to a columbian mountain shrew, so the battery is to....
	Yes
	No
	A portable DVD player
	I was in a terrible accident and have no cognitive abilities
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of god does not quibble on such matters as this!
Carrots are usually which colour?
	Yes
	No
	I don't watch TV
	I was in a terrible accident and have no eyes
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of god does not eat, or otherwise concern himself with the colour orange!
Can you spell the word battery without consulting how we have spelt it in the question?
	Yes
	Battery
	Bathery
	I was in a terrible accident and my dyslexic brother is doing this for me!
	Carrots are orange, but there was no option on the previous question!
	The son of God cannot spell!!
If you were a battery, what would you power?
	Yes
	No
	The world!!
	I was in a terrible accident and am a batterty now. I power nothing. I feel insecure. I am down the back of the couch
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of God cannot be "a" battery, but will content himself with being "the" battery
What are you wearing?
	Yes
	No
	I'll tell you for $10 and remove it for $100
	I was in a terrible accident and cannot wear clothes
	I only eat rechargeable batteries
	The son of God is clad in glorious raiment
How would you rate this quiz?
	Yes
	No
	A portable DVD player
	I was in a terrible accident and so have no legs
	Im really sure carrots were orange! But you never gave me that choice!!!!
	The son of God cannot spell!!

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