discover your inner european sense

Neptunians are quite rare and interesting specie. They have nothing to do with this quiz but I should honour them by putting them in the prologue of it.

Aren't you mistified that you are or you are not ready to discover the European inner sense in you? This NEVER-BEFORE quiz will take you to the virtual tour of how do European mind really work. Reserve your voucher by now. Don't miss!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favorite kind of literature?
A. Something that clogs the drain pipe in my brain quite well.
B. 75% of atmosphere explanation, 15% of substance, and 10% of the author's marriage problem.
C. Correspondence letters of the author to anyone, regardless that you even know that he/she really exists.
D. Romance, passion, mystery, full of garlic aroma
4. What is the best way to throw your tantrum and fuss on?
Digging canals.
Making puzzles on traffic signs.
Creating chaos on food and wine list
Extending railroads.
5. What is your idea of indigenous people?
Hobos in mass transit stations.
Night-clubbers sleep-in in mass transit stations
Blue collar workers in mass transit stations.
Senior citizens in born-to-bargain events.
6. What is your public appearance?
Prim and proper.
Prim and pretense
Pretense and proper.
Proper and petrified.
7. What is your mode-of-life transportation?
Life is a boat, I drift along.
Life is a car, brakes are optional.
Life is an airplane. I keep my parachute ready to jump off.
d. Life is a bike. I embrace butterfly kisses of the wind between my thighs.
8. What is your breakfast philosophy?
Something wild and adventurous like coffee/tea comes with a mysterious bill from Phone Company.
Something conservative like coffee/tea comes with newspaper full of articles about tax increases.
Something nature-friendly like prunes/fiber comes without toilet tissue.
Maze and mayhem like coffee/tea comes with lots and lots of cigarettes.
9. What is your sexual political movement?
Extra green: Feel guilty after doing it. The heat of passion might cause more global warming (remember to recycle your condom!).
Liberal: Feel glad to help poor rubber farmers in Asia, according to my high demand. F--- Globalization!
Humanitarian: Anywhere, anytime, and anyone, regardless of race, species, or boundary
Marxist: We need to share, according to the limitation of resources. (BYOC)
10. Which term do you prefer?
On the continent.
Out of shore.
EU-2-100 degree
East meets West
11. 1+1 =?
Beer & Schnietzel.
Donner Kebab
Fish & chips
Dolce & Gabana
12. This quiz is...?
Precisely as hell.
Perfectly like hell.
Pretty as hell.
Platonic!

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