Could you run the Home Office?

We're all too critical of Britain's politicians. Home Secretaries in particular get a very rough ride. If the Home Office is not in crisis, some minister has got himself into trouble. The headlines are bad every day.

Could you do better? How would you deal with a department that isn't fit for purpose? Answer these questions and find out if you have what it takes to run the Home Office!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Law and order is a top priority. The Home Office is 'not fit for purpose'. What is your first act on becoming Home Secretary?
Sort out a visa for your former lover's nanny
Give more resources to the police
Clamp down on mini motorbikes
Blame foreigners
Don't worry, ID cards will fix everything
4. You suddenly realise that you have no idea how many prisoners there are in the UK. What do you do?
Ask them all to line up and number themselves
Send more people to prison - whatever the number, there aren't enough
For a laugh, ask your civil servants for the answer
Don't worry, ID cards will fix everything
5. Are you Scottish?
Yes
No
6. Do you have a short temper?
Yes
No
Aaarrgh!
7. Terrorists are threatening our freedom and they want to change our way of life. How will you tackle the problem?
Threaten people's freedom and change their way of life before the terrorists do
Encourage the government to invade foreign countries to irritate them some more
Hide
Don't worry, ID cards will fix everything
8. Prisons are full! What are you going to do?
Machine gun them to free up space
Release them all so as not to infringe their human rights
Just release the foreigners and forget them
Don't worry, ID cards will fix everything
9. Details of British criminals returning to the UK, but convicted abroad, are missing. What action do you take?
Look behind the fridge
Do nothing, it's not as if they're foreigners or anything
Ask people to own up
Don't worry, ID cards will fix everything
10. You go on about ID cards all the time. What exactly will they do?
Provide criminals with clubcard points
Err, I know the answer to this, hang on...
Redistribute public wealth to IT consultants
Destroy the Labour Party at the next General Election
Solve every criminal and security issue known to man
11. It's no good. After months of trying, the Home Office is still a mess. What's your last throw of the dice?
Split it into two equally useless departments
Split it into three equally useless departments
Split it into four equally useless departments
Split it into five equally useless departments
12. It's all a disaster. The press are baying for your blood. Will you resign?
No, I have the full support of the Prime Minister
No, it's not my fault
No, I haven't finished my memoirs yet
I think the real question you wanted to ask is this...

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