Can you survive school or school again?

There are people who can survive school and others who need to try again over and over again just to survive. Which one are you? Will you live or get eaten away by memories that just well kill you! SO it is VERY important to take this quiz.

So... CAN you survive school the way it is TODAY???? Not twenty years ago... NOW! Take my quiz and see if you can survive school! I will be having a surprise at the end! *you: MUFFUNS?* *me: what uh SURE MUFFINS! wtf* yes the surprise is worth MUFFINS!!! *fake smile*

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A Prep/Jock walks up to YOU and says in a mean way,"I am soo much better than you because I am dating the HOTTEST girl/guy in school and YOU are not soo HA!" Your reaction is to...
Go run off to a corner and just cry!
Beat the S.HIT out of him/her!
Say this back at him/her,"Well lets see who will be working at McDonalds in about 5 years from now!"
Shrug it off and walk away even though you are hurt inside.
4. A bully steals your lunch for no reason at all. Your reaction is to...
Just sit there and cry! :'(
Beat the S.HIT out of him/her! DUH!
Doesn't matter... You ALWAYS have some money in your school lunch account so you can buy a GOOD muffin with a WHOLE lunch! yay
Look through your pockets for some extra money so you can at least buy the schools HORRIBLE muffin. gasp
5. your teacher starts yapping on some stupid subject what do you do?
I zone off and pretend to use my spidey-pig powers to escape.
Well DUH! I beat the S.HIT out of him/her to make him SHUT UP!!!
I listen no matter how boring just so I don't work at McDonalds
I better start practicing my "for here or to-go" and "would you like fries with that" because I'm not listening to a DAMN thing he/she is saying!
6. What would you do if the principal dressed in drag?
FREAK
Beat the s.hit out of him! (and hope I don't get suspended)
I'm ok with it. I think my principal would look hot in drag.
My principal is a woman...but she looks like a man...does that count?
7. Some BITTCH decides to start a food fight with the CRAPPY food in the cafeteria. You...
Hide under a table and cry because why would someone do that?!
Join in and throw the crap at people
Go to the bathroom right before the food fight so you don't get 10 weeks of OSS
Sit silently in the corner and think "ah such joyess days." and call dibs on My Chemical Romance to celebrate and stay extra long in the dark as a treat to yourself. Then wear extra black eyeliner to express yourself.
8. The Foriegn exchange student came in today and called you a FREAKIN RETARD in 6 different langueges. You...
Decide to go emo because the world is dark and WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME?! WHY!!!
You speak 6 langues so you beat the crap out of him /her and say in 6 different langueges " I beat the S.HIT out of you!"
well...there goes another one to the soon-to-be-in-the-principal's-office kid... good luck!
Ignore him/her because you only speak ONE languege so you don't understand him/her!
9. Your cellphone rings in the middle of class. You...
Say oopsie and cry while you hand your phone in because you know a prep called you on PURPOSE!!! WHY ME!?!
Hand in your phone and beat the crap out of the person who called you! If it was your boyfriend/girlfriend...BREAKUP!!!
You don't even HAVE a cellphine with you in school because you keep it in your locker during school hours!
Say it was a sexy chick/guy that you wanted to introduce to your teacher...growels
10. You somehow gain spidey-pig powers by drinking the spidey-pig potion. How do you use them?
You crawl on the ceiling and cry while eating a CRAPPY school muffin.
Kool...Now you can beat the crap out of people in TWO WAYS!!! AWESOME!!!
Of course!!! Use them to survive school!
Use them at home or to help hide my hurting feelings.
11. Valentines Dance!! How would you ask someone out?
I won't because on Q 1 a prep told me I had no hope...starts to cry
Ask then if rejected...BEAT THE CRAP OUT HIM/HER!
Ask then if rejected...Ask someone else!
Ask then if rejected... just don't ask anyone else.
12. It is the last day of school... What would you do to celebrate!
CELEBRATE!!! YOU BET I CELEBRATE BECAUSE THEN I HAVE NO 0NE TO PICK ON ME! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE THAT GOES IN MY WAY!
KICK BACK AND RELAX...ALSO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL OF MY SCHOOL ONLY FRIENDS!
I WONT BE THERE ON THE LAST OF SCHOOL! I WILL BE IN HAWAII!
13. LAST QUESTION!!!! How many friends do you have?
not that many...no one wants to be my friend.
Who needs friends when you can beat the crap out of everyone? that is my question!
I have a lot... I say around 5-15.
I would say I have enough to hold me up in bad times!

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. A Prep/Jock walks up to YOU and says in a mean way,"I am soo much better than you because I am dating the HOTTEST girl/guy in school and YOU are not soo HA!" Your reaction is to...

Go run off to a corner and just cry!

Beat the S.HIT out of him/her!

Say this back at him/her,"Well lets see who will be working at McDonalds in about 5 years from now!"

Shrug it off and walk away even though you are hurt inside.

4. A bully steals your lunch for no reason at all. Your reaction is to...

Just sit there and cry! :'(

Beat the S.HIT out of him/her! DUH!

Doesn't matter... You ALWAYS have some money in your school lunch account so you can buy a GOOD muffin with a WHOLE lunch! *yay*

Look through your pockets for some extra money so you can at least buy the schools HORRIBLE muffin. *gasp*

5. your teacher starts yapping on some stupid subject what do you do?

I zone off and pretend to use my spidey-pig powers to escape.

Well DUH! I beat the S.HIT out of him/her to make him SHUT UP!!!

I listen no matter how boring just so I don't work at McDonalds

I better start practicing my "for here or to-go" and "would you like fries with that" because I'm not listening to a DAMN thing he/she is saying!

6. What would you do if the principal dressed in drag?

FREAK

Beat the s.hit out of him! (and hope I don't get suspended)

I'm ok with it. I think my principal would look hot in drag.

My principal is a woman...but she looks like a man...does that count?

7. Some BITTCH decides to start a food fight with the CRAPPY food in the cafeteria. You...

Hide under a table and cry because why would someone do that?!

Join in and throw the crap at people

Go to the bathroom right before the food fight so you don't get 10 weeks of OSS

Sit silently in the corner and think "ah such joyess days." and call dibs on My Chemical Romance to celebrate and stay extra long in the dark as a treat to yourself. Then wear extra black eyeliner to express yourself.

8. The Foriegn exchange student came in today and called you a FREAKIN RETARD in 6 different langueges. You...

Decide to go emo because the world is dark and WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME?! WHY!!!

You speak 6 langues so you beat the crap out of him /her and say in 6 different langueges " I beat the S.HIT out of you!"

well...there goes another one to the soon-to-be-in-the-principal's-office kid... good luck!

Ignore him/her because you only speak ONE languege so you don't understand him/her!

9. Your cellphone rings in the middle of class. You...

Say oopsie and cry while you hand your phone in because you know a prep called you on PURPOSE!!! WHY ME!?!

Hand in your phone and beat the crap out of the person who called you! If it was your boyfriend/girlfriend...BREAKUP!!!

You don't even HAVE a cellphine with you in school because you keep it in your locker during school hours!

Say it was a sexy chick/guy that you wanted to introduce to your teacher...*growels*

10. You somehow gain spidey-pig powers by drinking the spidey-pig potion. How do you use them?

You crawl on the ceiling and cry while eating a CRAPPY school muffin.

Kool...Now you can beat the crap out of people in TWO WAYS!!! AWESOME!!!

Of course!!! Use them to survive school!

Use them at home or to help hide my hurting feelings.

11. Valentines Dance!! How would you ask someone out?

I won't because on Q 1 a prep told me I had no hope...*starts to cry*

Ask then if rejected...BEAT THE CRAP OUT HIM/HER!

Ask then if rejected...Ask someone else!

Ask then if rejected... just don't ask anyone else.

12. It is the last day of school... What would you do to celebrate!

CELEBRATE!!! YOU BET I CELEBRATE BECAUSE THEN I HAVE NO 0NE TO PICK ON ME! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE THAT GOES IN MY WAY!

KICK BACK AND RELAX...ALSO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL OF MY SCHOOL ONLY FRIENDS!

I WONT BE THERE ON THE LAST OF SCHOOL! I WILL BE IN HAWAII!

13. LAST QUESTION!!!! How many friends do you have?

not that many...no one wants to be my friend.

Who needs friends when you can beat the crap out of everyone? that is my question!

I have a lot... I say around 5-15.

I would say I have enough to hold me up in bad times!

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