1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Which is the correct "Contra" code? (aka the "Konami" code) Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Down, A, B. A, B, A, B, A, B, Down, Down, Down, Down Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. None of the above. What is "Contra"? 4. How many "Houses" are mentioned in Frank Herbert's "Dune" universe? 3 5 10 15 22 5. The Millennium Falcon made the Kessel run in _______ parsecs. (According to Han Solo) 3 6 12 15 None of the above. 6. Who is Superman's father? Cal-El Michael Bolton Shaq-El Jor-El Mr. Superman 7. In the movie, "The Dark Crystal" how many suns does the planet Thra have? One Two Three Four None 8. Who created "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"? Alan Moore Frank Miller Joss Whedon Bram Stoker 9. How many rings are there in "The Lord of The Rings"? 10 20 25 30 1 10. Have you ever had an argument about who was a better Starfeet Captain, Kirk or Picard? Yes. No. What is Starfleet? 11. Mt. Doom is known by another name. What is it? Horror Hill Amon Karth Amon Amarth Doom Mountain Amon Gorgoth 12. Do you own a current generation video game console? Yes, Xbox 360. Yes, PS3. Yes. Wii. Yes, two of them as a matter of fact. I have all three! No. 13. Do you now or have you ever had a subscription to an MMORPG? Yes. No. What does "MMORPG" mean? 14. If you answered yes to #13, how many have you played? (current and past) One. Two. Three. Four or more. N/A. 15. What does the "T" in James T. Kirk stand for? Tyrone Thomas Turdburglar Tiberius 16. True or False: "Starbuck is the hottest Viper pilot this side of Caprica." True False I don't watch Battlestar Galactica Who is Starbuck and what is Capirca? 17. Have you ever "LARPed"? Yes. Yes, every weekend! No. What the hell is "LARPed"? 18. Do you own more than 50 books? Yes. No. Why would anyone own that many books? 19. Does your job involve computers - more specifically writing code, fixing technical issues, analyzing systems, or web design? Yes. No, Does Microsoft Word count? Does Excel count? 20. When you pick up a graphic novel do you put it down before finishing it? Yes. No. What is a graphic novel? 21. Do you now or have you ever subscribed to a comic book? Yes. No. Yes, more than one. No, comic books are for children and losers. 22. Who created the character "Conan the Barbarian"? Robert Jordan Arnold Schwarzen----- Robert Howard H. P. Lovecraft Steven Spielberg 23. Who is "The Father of the Atomic Bomb"? Albert Einstein. Nikola Tesla Herbert Hoover J. Robert Oppenheimer Don Peach 24. Do you play past generation video game systems? Yes. No. It's the only way to play video games. 25. Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot were characters on what popular TV series? (they were also in a movie) Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quantum Leap The Muppets Small Wonders 26. Which of these are you familiar with C++. Visual Basic, Java, HTML, or any of the like I am forgetting? (Familiar enough you feel comfortable having "proficient with . . . " on your resume.) None of the above. One of the above. Two of the above. Three of the above. Four of the above. More than are even mentioned. 27. Do people call you to fix their computers? Yes. No. Yes, I wish they would stop. 28. Of all the bounty hunters listed, who is the coolest? Bossk Dog the Bounty Hunter Boba Fett HK-47 IG-88 Greedo 29. Do you watch "Mythbusters" and do you think they have the coolest job in the world? Yes I watch but I don't think they have "cool" jobs. Yes, and I would love to do what they do. No, I don't watch. Those guys are lame. 30. According to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" what is the single most important thing an interstellar hitch hiker could carry? An assault rifle. A laser pistol. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A towel. An alarm clock. 31. Have you ever attended a "ComicCon" type event? Yes. Yes and I went in costume. No. What is a "ComicCon" type event? 32. Have you been to a midnight release for any of the "Harry Potter" books? Yes. Yes and I went in costume. No. No, those people are LOSERS! 33. Have you ever been to an academic convention? (Beta club, KYA, KUNA, Honors roundtable . . .) Yes. Yes and presented a paper, bill, or the like. No. No, those people are LOSERS! 34. Who is Norrin Radd? Bill and Ted's best friend. The man who discovered DNA. The Silver Surfer. The Green Lantern. A fantasy writer's pen name. 35. If you went to college and graduated, what was your major? Math. Computer Science. Chemistry. Physics. A combination of any listed above. None of the above or N/A. 36. Is "Zelda" the name of the character you play as in "The Legend of Zelda" video game series? Yes. No. Video games? Why would I ever play those? 37. If "No" to question #36, what is the character's name? The answer was "Yes". Griswald. Hyrule. Link. Elrond. 38. What does the term "Peredhil" mean? Loser. Half-Elf. Ranger. Magic user. It is a planet in the "Star Wars" universe. 39. If Weezer was playing a show near you would you go? Yes. Yes, I would travel 100 miles to see Weezer. No. No, I wouldn't go if it was free. 40. Are you excited to see the new "Star Trek" movie? Yes. Yes, I will camp out for it. No. No, I won't even watch it when it hits network television. 41. Have you ever "hacked" anything? Yes. No. Hacked, what? Me? Never, I don't even know what you are talking about. No that sounds illegal. 42. Are you afraid that "Skynet" is going to become a real entity? Yes. No. What are you talking about you geek? 43. We're almost finished, have you ever played "Magic the Gathering"? Yes. No. I laugh at people who do or did. 44. Have you ever been to a Renaissance festival? Yes. Yes and I was in period attire. No. No but I would go to point and laugh. 45. Stephen Hawking wrote "_____________". Black Holes and You. A Breif History of the Universe. A Short History of the Time. A Breif History of Time. A Breif History of Everything. 46. Have you ever submitted a story to digg or Reddit and had it make the front page? Yes. No. What are digg and Reddit? 47. Do you hope to score highly on this? Yes. No. 48. Were you in the "smart" classes in any level of school? (i.e. Gifted and talented, AP, honors, magnet . . .) Yes. No. No but I did laugh at the people who were. 49. Can you solve a Rubik's Cube? Yes. Yes under 30 seconds. No. No, but I can break one. 50. Do you feel that there are geeky things that should be on this test but are not? Yes. Yes, more fantasy. Yes, more computer stuff. Yes, more comic book stuff. Yes, more science fiction stuff. No.