1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You're sitting in a dining establishment with a few of your friends, suddenly you have an incoming call. What do you do? Jam out to your lame ass ring tone, then answer it. You begin to jabber incessantly at a high volume. Not only that, but you continue the conversation for 10-15 minutes. You discuss your grocery list, your urinary tract infection, and anything else und You answer the phone regardless, I mean, who doesn't answer there phone? You answer it, only if it works or immediate family. You glance at who called, so you know who to call back when you and your friends leave.4. You're driving down a highway, with two lanes of traffic running the same direction. You are coming up on a car driving slower than you are, but you also notice a car gaining on you rather quickly from behind as well. What do you do? Pull into the left lane, driving exactly the same speed as the car you are passing, thus preventing anyone from possible going around either you or the other vehicle. Pull into the left lane to pass the vehicle. The guy behind me should slow down anyway. Patience is a virtue. Quickly dart to the left lane, punching it to get around the vehicle before the one behind you gains to close. Let the vehicle behind you pass by, then switch lanes to pass the slower moving vehicle.5. You pull up to a red light and stop. You need to make a right hand turn. You........ Sit in the vehicle, not paying attention. You wait through the red light, and then have to be honked at to go. Then you make the turn REALLY slow. You sit patiently, with your right blinker on. You don't know what a "right on red" means, so you wait for the light to turn green. After sliding over into the right lane, you realize you actually need to go straight. You remove your turn signal and wait for the light to turn green. You check for traffic, and make the right on red. (Brilliant!)6. You bump into a friend you haven't seen in awhile at the grocery store. You've been chatting for a few minutes now. The other person's eyes start to wander, the fidgit some, and they are becoming inattentive. You......... Continue talking on and on and on and on........ In fact, you think they probably can't hear you well enough, so you scoot into their personal space to talk. None of your statments end in question marks, because you could care less about them. You want Continue on telling stories, asking questions, etc. The other person in the conversation looks for a diversion to confuse you, then leaves. say, "Good to see. I'll talk to ya later." Realize this question is to trick those who social inadequate. This situation doesn't occur for you. You leave conversations on a pleasant note. You don't talk to long, and people don't awkwardly have to weasel out of conversations with you. You tend7. You have an important call you are expecting today. You are walking into the post office to pick up a package from the counter and your phone rings. You......... Answer it after you lame ring tone echoes throughout the post office. Obviously you are mildly deaf because you have your cellphone volume loud enough to wake dead people. You continue the conversation all the way through the line, during the check out You answer the phone. You talk fairly loud, because you could care less if people hear you phone conversations. You talk while standing in line. You get off the phone after clerk asks you if they can help you.......for the third time. You answer the phone call and stand in the lobby. You keep the conversation fairly short and then move into the line. You step outside and take the call. It's kinda rude to make people endure your cell phone conversations.8. You walk into your local fast food eating establishment. You're hungry. You..... Walk up to the counter. You don't know what you want, but this must be a good place to decide. People starting forming a line behind you. You ask dumb questions like, "What's on a number 2?" while their is a picture of it in front of you. People behin You walk up to the counter, trying to figure out what you want. Lines are starting to form. You ask someone behind you, "What are you going to get?" and then order that. You sit back until you know what you want. You go to place the order, but realize you'd really rather have something else. You pause momentarily, then order something else. You glance at the menu as you walk in. You know what you want. You walk to the counter and order it.9. You are driving down the road, and come to a stop sign. You make a rolling stop and a cop pulls you over. He's polite, but issues you a citation. You....... Yell, scream and throw a fit at the cop. You can't believe he has the audacity to give YOU a ticket. You call his superiors in an attempt to get him fired. To tear the ticket up in a fit of rage. You now have no reminder to let you know when ticket needs to be paid, so you forget. A warrant is issued for your arrest. You are now sitting in your bail bondsman's office wondering why the world is againist yo You're extremely irritated. You tell the cop it's bulls---, but accept the ticket. You wonder where else your tax money is being spent throughout the day. You realize the police officer is doing his job, and you are guilty of the alleged offense. While not liking the ticket, you realize it's the not the cops fault.10. You go out to eat at a restaurant. Everything was fairly ordinary. The food was good, the service was good, etc. After paying out, it's time to go leave a tip. You leave...... Nothing. The extra change the cashier gave you back, which is around 64 cents. 5% 10% 15% greater than 15%11. Can you parallel park? No, never Not when they are parked funny. Most times. I could parallel park on ice with a penguin in my lap.12. How many coupons will use at the grocery store? None. That's ridiculous. One. If it's something rather expensive or something I buy in large quantities. 3. I can't resist saving 10 cent on a can of corn. As many as I can carry. I'll spend $8 in gas to drive around town and save 95 cents.13. You've been asked by a family for a suggestion for a name for your new niece. All jokes aside, your response is...... Apple Xandu Bambi Wonderland Any other hippy crap not listed above Anything somewhat normal that won't result in severe beatings throughout childhood.14. Have you ever bought someone's else dinner? Nope. Why? My money is my money. Not really, I'm more of the mooching type. Occasionally, if I'm trying to get laid. From time to time. Around birthdays and holidays.15. What Pacific neighbors of ours did we bomb during World War II. (Hint: They were in the movie Pearl Harbor) Chinese Japanese World War II??? WTF? Matt Damon