Are you stupid?

This quiz is designed to determine if the person taking it is stupid. You must get the quiz 99% wrong to fail and thus be declared not stupid. If you manage to get even one question completely wrong, you pass, and thus you are stupid.

Now, to get through this you will sort of kind of have to use your brain. Chances are if you aren't thinking 100%, you'll miss one question and be branded an idiot forever. But on the bright side, you'll pass the test!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you have three apples and two are missing, how many apples do you have?
2
pi
3
shiny
4. What religion is the pope?
Jewish
Christian
Hindu
Shiny
Islam
Russian
5. How many continents are in Australia?
shiny
0
1
1024
6. Live universe and everything?
bleen
42
purple
shiny
7. Life universe and everything?
bleen
42
Chuck Norris
shiny
8. Are you stupid?
shiny
dynamite
Chuck Norris
yes
9. What of the following is Cow Kitty (she's more than a year old)
a plate
shiny
cat
kitten
10. If cats have wings and dogs fly, how long does it take to sandpaper a tree in half?
.8689 milliseconds
40 minutes clockwise, 2 minutes counterclockwise
shiny
bleen
11. April fools is on what date?
August 5th
shiny
stardate 12321.123523.23432
April 1st
12. 1+1 is?
2
shiny
bleen
Chuck Norris

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