Are you Smarter Then Bush?

I created this quiz after seeing the power of ten on CBS. I thought it would be interesting to make a quiz to see who was smarter the President Bush. Fortunately if you even get a 1% on this test your still smarter.

The key to being sucessful in this test is to be a Bush speech junky. If you can basically think as Bush would you'll be kind of sucessful. Just make sure to watch his correspondent dinners and you should be fine.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Can humans and fish coexhist peacefully?
yes
no
maybe
what does coexhist mean?
who made up this stupid test?
no they can't we eat them
4. What did George Bush call the State of the Union adress?
the speech to the nation
the state of the union
that thing i do every year
the speech to my followers
the anti democrat adress
what?
5. Does it make sense according to bush to have a deadline?
"no it doesn't"
what?
the commitments we make must have meaning
deadlines are key to sucess
6. Do single mothers work hard to put food on their family?
yes
i strongly agree
that just don't make sense
i'm a single mother
7. According to President Bush what does the w in his name stand for?
walker
working
women
woa theres a w in my name
8. On April 29th, 2006 at the whitehouse correspondent's dinner which was bush's answer on whether or not he wanted to be there?
I'am delighted to be here
i have to go to one of these things again
i'd rather have Bernie (his dog) curled up at my feet
there was no dinner on the 29th
9. According to Stephen Colbert where does president bush do most of his thinking?
from the brain
from his arms
what brain
from his gut
colbert's a funny guy
We luv u Stephen Colbert
10. What type of duck did Bush say he was?
sprinting duck
lame duck
daffy duck
duck for the people...as in duck...the results of the war are 'bout 2 hit u
cheney's target practice Duck
Duck Stu
11. Why does Bush love America?
we told him to
he doesn't
because it's full of Mexicans to make money
it's full of Americans
12. The challenge facing the united States according to bush is?
we have to be right one time
terrorism
Saddam Hussein
Loseing my oil
13. According to Bush what does recruitiments mean?
like crutons
Recruting tools
thas not a real word
webster says it is
it doesn't matter 'cus bush said it so it must be a word
what we need to deny the terrorists
14. last question for national security purposes...President Bush is the greatest President of all time?
yes i agree
yes i agree so they won't take me away
we love the W
Worst ever
yes but why won't he return my phone calls
W is for wiretapping

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