Are You Retarded?

There are some really stupid people out there. But only a few are qualified to be retarded. It's not so bad though, because you can always work at ShopRite or something.

Do you think you are smart? Are you really that clever? You can find out with this quiz. That's right, now you can find out how stupid you really are!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever tasted a bug?
yes
no
duuuuu... bug?
4. If your friends were asked to give you a title, what would that be?
retard
the brain
what friends?
5. What is the worst grade you ever got on a report card?
A
B
C
D
E
F
6. What will your parents do if you get an A+ on a test or report card?
Good job, keep it up.
Go out to dinner
Give you 20$
Buy you something more expensive than a family dinner
7. Have you ever done something so stupid (on purpose) that you got a nickname for it?
yes
no
8. What is the capital of New York?
Albaqerque
Albany
Alaska
Alton Brown
9. What did you do to answer the last question?
Nothing, I knew it already.
I looked it up online.
i checked a map/book
I don't think I answered the previous question correctly
10. What are you known for by your peers?
inetellegence
humor
atheleticism
social skills
11. Have you ever done something to make your friends embarassed to be your friend?
yes
no
all the time
Again, what are these friends you speak of?
12. Complete the saying:Every rose has its_______.
thorns
petals
colors
chlorophyl
13. What does � stand for?
Tim without the "i"
Trademark
Town Makings
Tow Man
14. Have you ever broke out laughing when someone says something not funny?
Yes, just yesterday.
No
Once
15. Have you ever made random hand signals that make other people think you are doing insiders, but your friends have no idea what they are?
yes
no
No, seriously, what friends?

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