Are you really super fat

Well, we just want to know if you're fat. Because some people that are fat think they arent so we want to show them the truth. You should start a fatty awareness group.

Well I really don't know what to say, but these dumb quiz makey things say I have to have these paragraphs.Have fun with the quiz, you bum. Man you should have better things to do with you life you nerd. yeah.....

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you eating while taking this quiz
No way
Ok you got me
Shut up......
HE MADE ME DO IT!
Mmmmm Burger....
4. Do little children cry and/or run away when they see you?
Well...ok once
At least twice a week
No they give me funny looks though
Lots of them point at me
5. Assuming you're fat, have you ever used that fat for evil?
YES! I want to rule the world
No thats creepy.
I'm Satan's little helper
Does flashing count?
6. Have you ever been refered to as Chief Big Tum?
All the time...bow to your chief
What the hell is that supposed to mean???
NO!! What kind of stupid quiz is this?
I'm hungry, I want some chicken
7. If you are eating, will you share?
Don't touch my food...
I'll kill you...
Ok you can have ONE french fry
Sure why not?
8. Choose one...
Fried Chicken
Burger
Hot girl/guy
Chocolate
Cool party
Answers 1-5 all at once!! Oh yeah...
9. Have you ever tried Jenny Craig?
umm like once
NO! is that for fat people?!
Who is that?
Sounds fake
Yea im currently on it
10. Do people around you call you super McFattyfathead?
Sometimes
Never
Yeah, but then I killed them
I gotta take a dump
Hold on im eating
11. Do you walk? or waddle?
Walk
Waddle
Roll
I'm totally in shape...sort of
I'm still frickin hungry!
12. You are walking/waddling/rolling through the park, and you see a squirrel, what do you do?
Roll away, squirrels are the devil
Try and catch it, then blow it up with C4
Step on the little demon
Eat it whole
Its just a stupid squirrel, I wouldn't do anything
13. When you step on a scale it says:
100-200
200-250
250-300
300+
It friggin broke
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

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