are you mexican

if you dont score high on this quiz i am going to beat youre @ss with a stick all the way to kentucky or wherever the hell youre from! then ile kill you and after you die ile bury you in a shallow grave and in 2 years ile unbury you and kill you again! thats why having a shallow grave is a good thing!

are YOU a mexican! cuz if youre not then you are either black, a cracker gay or you fell asleep taking this quiz! answer truthfully or satin will come and beat you with with his giant...need i say more? no? GOOD!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. which is not a mexican food?
tacos
churros
green beans
burrito
frijoles
molei
4. are you lazy
very
kind of
no
yeah right im a total neat freak
5. how man spanish swares do youknow?
5
4
3
2
1
the only spanish i know is from dora
6. how far can you jump
5 feet
4 feet
im so white that i cant jump
too lazy to jump at all
how the hell do you think i got here in the first place?
7. do you play guitar?
yes
no
8. if you said yes, do you start by yelling...
one two three four
uno dos tres
seven four button what the hell
9. do you wear those point @ss boots?
hell yeah they rock
sometimes
only if im being a cowboy for halloween
10. are you a fast runner
yeah you have to be fast as hell to get past the border patrol!
kinda sorta
too lazy to run
im a fast white kid
11. do you say...
mami
mom
12. do you say...
papi
dad
father
faja
luke, i am your father!

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