Are you from Utah?

There are many great states in the nation, but none as great as Utah. After all, what other state has funeral potatoes? Are you lucky enough to call yourself a Utahn? Take this quiz and find out!

Are you Utahn enough to find your way around the minivans that clog our freeways? Take this quiz and find out if you can claim to be from the greatest state in the nation.

Created by: jeffrbenn
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What event happens every April and October?
General Conference
School holiday
Road Construction
State Taxes
4. UEA supposedly means "Utah Education Association." What does it REALLY mean?
Utah Educators Association
Utahns Entering Alabama
Utahns Entering Anaheim
Unnecessarily Evil Apples
It actually does mean Utah Education Association.
How should I know?
5. If you are at the corner of 1300 East and 9400 South and your friend is at 2000 East and 8000 South, how many blocks will you travel to meet him?
7 blocks east, 14 north
70 blocks east, 140 north
700 blocks east, 1400 north
7 blocks west, 14 south
700 blocks west, 1400 south
There is no way to know
6. Who presides over the local ward building?
Ward President
Warden
Bishop
Elder
Doctor
Nobody - a ward is part of the hospital.
7. If you are from Utah you are...
Utahite
Utahn
Utahan
Utahian
Utahesque
Utahese
8. Which two words rhyme to most Utahns?
ear, mirror
bowl, scowl
Korea, mirror
money, sunnier
pen, pin
sell, fail
9. Complete the sentence: "And it..."
...rained yesterday."
...came to pass."
...is against the law."
...is only in Utah."
...is a Mormon thing."
Could be any number of sentences
10. At a funeral, you will...
eat funeral potatoes
write letters to the deceased
sing hymns of praise
eat funeral casserole
eat tuna fish sandwiches
dress all in black, mourn, and have the local priest bless the grave.
11. Which is the highest compliment?
"You're a great Mormon."
"Korihor would be proud!"
"You remind me of King Zoram from the Book of Mormon."
"You are/have a ten-cow wife."
"Your son reminds me of Laman."
"You are very telestial."
12. Who was the wicked king?
King Benjamin
King Noah
King Nephi
King Mosiah (the first)
King Mosiah (the second)
King Limhi
13. It's not "The Mormon Church" but the...
LDS Church
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Mormon Cult
Church of Joseph Smith of Mormon Utahns
Mormon Church.
14. Are you a member of the LDS Church?
Yes
No
I was, but I'm not anymore
I'm not, but I'm investigating.
Don't you mean "Mormon Church"?
I'd rather shoot myself than step foot in that church.
15. Which political party do you support?
The Libertarian Party
The Green Party
The Democratic Party
The Anti-Nephi-Lehi Party
The Personal Freedom Party
The Republican Party
16. What do Wilford Woodruff and George Albert Smith have in common?
They were both good friends of Joseph Smith
They were both LDS Church Apostles
They were both Republicans
They both have statues in the State Capitol
They both were born in Utah
They were both LDS Church Presidents
17. The center of the grid system is
County Hall
City and County Building
South Temple and Main
Temple Square
TRAX
Delta Center (or, now, the "Energy Solutions Arena")
18. What two schools play against each other in the Holy War?
USU and U of U
USU and SUU
U of U and BYU
U of U and SUU
BYU and USU
BYU and SUU
19. How old is a priest?
12+
14+
16+
18+
College graduate
Seminary graduate
20. Where do you go during UEA?
Disney World
Disneyland
Lagoon
Great Salt Lake
Europe
Alabama
21. What day is Pioneer Day?
4 July
2 August
24 June
2 June
24 July
25 July
22. Who is the President of the Church?
Gordon B. Hinckley
Thomas S. Monson
Henry B. Eyring
Dieter F. Uchtdorf
Joseph Smith
Which Church are you talking about?
23. What kind of car do you drive?
Minivan
Mormon Assault Vehicle
4-door sedan
Sports car
Truck/SUV
Gas-efficient commuter car
24. Are Mormons polygamists?
Yes
No
25. What happened in 2002?
The Olympics
The Tornado
General Conference, of course. It happens twice a year.
Park City opened
I-15 was finished
I-70 reopened
26. Which most accurately describes George W. Bush?
He is sent from God to save this people from destruction.
He is a wonderful guy doing an excellent job.
He is the kind of person you would like to always have run the country.
He is a true friend to all mankind.
He is divinely inspired.
He is the best President since Ronald Reagan.
27. You are supposed to be somewhere at 9:00. What time do you arrive?
earlier than 8:50
8:50
8:55
9:00
9:10
later than 9:10
28. It is snowing outside. What happens?
Schools close.
You get a day off work.
You grumble at the added delay.
The freeway speeds are slower.
You have to put on chains.
Nothing. Life goes on as usual.
29. How many children are in your family?
0-2
3
4
5
6
7+
30. You proudly claim that...
You descend from pioneers
You descend from your grandparents (no, really?)
You ate the BEST tuna fish casserole the other day
You descend from 3 US presidents, King Henry VII, and Charlemagne
You descend from Noah
Your father was a General Authority.
31. Which word is NOT part of Utahn English?
Ward
Stake
Casserole
Reverend
Deacon
Bishop
32. What is an indispensable part of every family gathering?
Funeral potatoes
Jell-O
Green Jell-O with carrots and the occasional marshmallow
A portrait of Thomas S. Monson above the fireplace
Hymns and praying around the altar
Meeting your uncle's newest wife (he has 4)
33. Utah's license plates say: "Utah - ______ on earth"
Most Mormons
Heaven
Greatest Snow
Greatest Jell-O
Satan's home
Paradise
34. If you want to prove your identity, you show someone your
credit cards
driver's license
temple recommend
family photos
35. What's the name of the Angel on top of all those temples?
Michael
Mormon
Moroni
Joseph Smith
Moron
That's not an angel
36. How long should it take you to get to church?
5 minutes
10 minutes
15 minutes
20 minutes
25 minutes
30 minutes
37. How long should it take you to get to the Temple?
15 minutes
30 minutes
45 minutes
1 hour
2 hours
1 day
38. What word is used solely by Mormons?
Zion
Sion
Deseret
Desseret
Desert
Jell-O-fest
39. How many wives does your father have?
0
1
2
3
4
5
40. You have a sign in your house that says:
"Families are forever"
"Home is where the heart is"
"My kids are cuter than your kids"
"What would Captain Moroni do?"
"Go BYU!"/"Go Utah!"
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work."
41. When you make fun of a state, which state is it?
Alabama
Arizona
Nevada
Idaho
Wyoming
Denial
42. Deseret means
Honeybee
Industry
Mormon
Zion
Busy
nothing, as it really should be spelled "Desert"

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