Are you from South Jersey? Really, are you?

Are you from South Jersey, unlike the other dude who wrote a quiz on being from South Jersey? I challenge you to prove it. Answer these questions and find out. I dare you.

Do you constantly beg God for death? Do you hate people from Hoboken? Have you every eaten deer and a fried oreo in the same night? If so, there is a distinct chance you may be from the circle of Hell sometimes referred to as South Jersey. Answer these few questions, and resolve this issue once and for all.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How do you measure distance while driving?
Miles
Intervals of 20 Minutes
Turnpike Exits
By the number of Wawas you passed.
4. What's the "City"?
Burlington
Philadelphia
New York
Philly
5. What's a Piney?
A type of Squirrel
A hick that lives in the woods
My neighbor
A badge of Honor
6. Describe you typical weekend:
Hanging with friends, doing nothing constructive.
Getting drunk in the woods, doing nothing constructive.
It usually involves diners, liquor, and something illegal.
Wondering why your still in South Jersey.
7. Central Jersey, discuss:
Our confused neighbors, slightly above us.
A lie, a filthy lie made by those Yankees fans to the north.
A bunch of fence-sitting pricks.
Why am I still in South Jersey?
8. What is Wawa?
A gas station
It's like a 7-11, with subs.
A bird?
God's Promise to the people of South Jersey
9. Your sworn enemy is:
Pennsylvania
Delaware
North Jersey
Everything outside of South Jersey
10. What's a Guido?
My girlfriend's Dad
The cancer that is killing New Jersey
A type of gorilla
All of the above
11. What's a Cherry Hill?
A den of evil vipers.
Take a ride, you'll love it there.
I really need to leave South Jersey.
Hey, I'm from Cherry Hill!
12. Will they ever "revitalize" Camden?
Not before Christ comes back.
No.
Probably not.
Hell no.
13. Sub, Hoagie, or Hero?
Sub, because that's what it resembles.
Hoagie, it's called a hoagie. Deal with it.
Hero, it's called a hero. Deal with it.
Grinder. Sup guys?
14. Which sports team does God love most?
The Giants.
The Eagles.
The Jets.
I don't care what God thinks, I'm still rooting for the Eagles.
15. Do you fear the Jersey Devil?
Yes. He is very, VERY real.
No, that is nonsense.
Maybe?
The Jersey Devil is a pussy.
16. Where do you take your vacations?
Seaside!
Cape May!
Ocean City!
Not Jersey!
17. Why are you in South Jersey?
Because it's not North Jersey.
I honestly don't know.
I ask myself that everyday, before I cry my self to sleep.
Because God hates me.
18. How beautiful is the New Jersey Pine Barrens?
Like an old lady's canker sore.
Gorgeous, take your next vacation there, you'll love it. I promise.
Get the f--- out of my state, you're pissing me off.
19. Were you offended by this quiz?
Yes, very much so.
No, I live in South Jersey, my life cannot be any more miserable than it already is.
f--- you.

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