Are you fit for the Abortionist League?

There are many people in this world, sometimes Abortion is the only answer, and sometimes the mother doesn't want to give up the baby...... There are a few options, but all involve weeks and weeks of red tape, the league strives to reduce the global population, before we over populate the globe and kill us all.

Are you fit for the Abortionist League? Can you enter the group that will one day change the world, Are you elite enough to be part of this exclusive crew? So exclusive is this crew that I highly doubt you will achieve the right result.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which hand do you write with? Or kick with, or punch with, which hand do you use to swing baseball bats and metal poles?
Left
Right
Kick? WTF
4. Should abortion be legal?
Yes
No
The father should get a say in the matter
The father should have complete control
5. Which of the following best describes you.
Feminist
Ultilitarian
Recieving social welfare
Artist
Satisficing consquentialist
Long fringe and Black hair
6. What kind of music do you like listening to?
Techno
Classic Rock
Hip-Hop
Pop
'80s Dance msuic
Music? I swing dance!
7. Where do you live?
The Americas
Europe
Africa
Australasia
Asia
The middle of freaking nowhere
8. How many hours per day do you spend on the computer?
0-1
1-3
3-5
5-7
7-9
10+
9. How often do you go to the Gym?
10+ times per week
6-9 times per week
3-6 times per week
1-3 times per week
I have a gym membership but I can't be bothered going
I don't have a gym membership
10. How much do you weigh?
150kg+ 330lb
130-150kg 286lb
110-130kg 243lb
90-110kg 198lb
70-90kg 154lb
Under 70kg Under 154lb
11. If you are over 150kg, or 330lb, is that weight muscle or fat?
Mostly Muscle
Some Muscle, Some Fat
Fat
Tick this box if the question does not apply
12. Do you have any pets?
A Puupy, did you hear? Obama is getting a Puppy!
I have a lolcat
A frog
Several Mice
I don't not have a pet
13. Do you play video games?
All the time
Sometimes
Very Rarely
Not at all
14. How many Car accidents have you caused?
Too many to count
A few
1 or 2
None
I do not have a driver's licence
15. When was the last time you had a random fight with a complete stranger?
This Morning
Last Week
Within a Month
With a Year
In the Last Decade
Never
16. Which of the following best describes you right now? Part 2
Anrgy
Delighted
Sad
In Excruciating Pain
Intoxicated
Where am I?
17. What's the time where you are right now?
Midnight-4am
4am-8am
8am-12 Noon
12 Noon-4pm
4pm-8pm
8pm-Midnight
18. How many Questions would you prefer to answer?
10
20
30
40
50
19. How often do you support charities?
As often as I can
Sometimes
Rarely
I can't afford to support myself
LOL CHARITY
20. What kind of work experience have you had?
Neurosurgeon
Communist
Sports Mascot
River Guide
Movie Star
None of these apply to me!
21. Were you born in a Hospital or at home?
Hospital
Home
22. Enter your question, then enter possible answers. Leave blank any lines for answers that you are not using, i.e. if you only want four answers then fill in the first four answer lines and leave the last two blank. You can have a maximum of six answers per question.
What the?
This answer is a trick
Choose this one
Don't choose the one next to this
23. Climate change. Real or Bogus?
No doubt it's real
There isn't enough information to tell
Bogus
24. How many social networking websites do you belong to?
0
1
2
3
4+
25. How many songs on your ipod?
Around 100
400
1000
1500
2500
I don't have one
26. Which of the following best describes you? Part 3
Ready to do anything for the fatherland
Lazy
Intelligent
Wise
Paranoid
AN OBAMAMANIAC
27. Aliens, Real or Bogus?
Real
Bogus
I AM an alien!
28. What were the results of your last exam/test/employee evaluation
A+
B
C
D
FAILURE
29. What is the role of the government?
To protect it's people from the world environment
To be very minimalistic
Cleanse the world of dictators
To be Annoying
30. And finally, Where do you think you came in?
GTFO
Communist
Left Handed
Liberal
Win!

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