Are you dieing?

Are YOU DEAD? find out using this quiz and YOU MAY BE DEAD AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT and look the whole point of this quiz is that it is completely stupid. if you have no sense of humour walk away now IT ... hello how you doing nice to meet you my name is a great big fake name called 'Great big fake name trying to get at least one fifty charactors (spelled wrong)

i dont know what to say here so... HELLO, HOW ARE YOU, NICE DAY WE ARE HAVING NO? I AM RUSSIAN, NOT POLISH, RUSSIAN, I AM SECRETLY A REALLY BIG OPERA FAN...

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Do you have exploding genitals?
WTF
yes...
what are genitals?
sorry i am a retard
2. Have you ever shot a cactus with a crossbow?
No
Yes
I have no cactus
I have no life
3. Who is Chuck Norris?
A loaf of bread
A dead guy
An asian
I am Chuck Norris
4. Where is Sarah Conner?
Ive never seen Terminator
Ive never seen a film
I have no TV
Canada
5. What is a Black Hole?
my ass...
A black hole is a form of antimatter which sucks all lifeforms and matter into it
A black hole is a form of antimatter which sucks balls
steak
6. Are you frustrated with this quiz and want to know whether you are dieing or not?
YES JUST TELL ME ALREADY!!!
no
imma chargin mah lazar
anus
7. Are you experiencing light headedness?
Yes
No
Im a seagull
ka kaw ka kaw
8. Are you dead yet?
Yes
No
...
YEAH BABY YEAH
9. Have you ever been shot in the leg and died?
Yes
No
stupid question
by myself or by somebody else?
10. Have you ever been irish?
I am irish
yinder hinder ginder (irish talk)
yarr i have me own pot o gold rrrite ere!
No...just no...
11. "Yeah baby yeah!" which famous icon said that in a film?
Austin Powers!.... idiot.... (to Dr Evil)
Bruce Lee (to angelina jolie)
Mike Myers (to princess fiona)
Woody (to buzz)
12. You are dead
really?
OMG OMG OMG!!
no im not
steak

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