are you an intellectual drunk?

Many people try to remain somewhat coherent while drinking, but how many people put their smarts to the true test of endurance while drinking. This quiz is used to see if you are still smart enough to make your mark on the world even if you have a hard time staying sober.

Can you run with the most hardcore of drinkers and still end up on top with brains over booze? This is your brain-this is your brain on booze..how tough is your brain?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When drinking do you have a habit of psychoanalyzing your friends?
yes
no
how do I psychoanalyze them?
4. You can study complex topics like biology and chemisty while drinking--and still remember what you have read.
yes
no
who would try this?
5. You have gone to college classes either drunk or buzzed.
yes
no
um...thats not smart
6. You have pulled the DSM off YOUR bookshelf to read while drinking.
yes
no
is that a book?
7. you have analyzed different alcohols to see which one will get your drunk quicker..
yes
no
There are different kinds?
8. you create marshmallow chemical molecules while drinking, then decide to find the melting point of a gummy bear using a test tube and a lighter..
yes
no
you can do that?
9. Your memory is actually better when drunk than it is when you are sober.
yes
no
10. You are taking this quiz while you are drinking and/or buzzed
yes
no
11. Do you try to prove the existence of black holes while intoxicated?
yes
no
what's a black hole?
12. You come up with truth or dare questions that would confuse most people.
yes
no

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