Are You an Eskimo?

Disclaimer: The author in no way holds responsibility for emotional damages brought upon the outcome of the respected evaluation. By completing the evaluation, the taker agrees, while understanding that the Anti Eskimo League of America holds no responsibility under Article 3 Sub 54.ii. The taker also understands that this is all a joke.

Eskimos- An arctic being who is both immoral and evil in almost every way. Bent on taking over the world, creating bases of operation all over the world. With Central Command in Alaska, the Eskimos have puppets in Venezuela, Iran, North Korea, South Africa, Cuba, and a house in South West San Francisco. In recent news, France fell out of Eskimo control after the election of a new president.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Do you have Brown Eyes?
Yes
No
2. When smiling, do you have Asian, or slanted eyes?
Yes
No
3. Is your hair a dark color? example: Black and Brown
Yes
No
4. Have you, do you, or do you ever plan on living in an area that has a cold climate?
Yes
No
5. Do you own a puffy Jacket, or have ever worn one and felt "comfy". AKA a winter Jacket. Also, anything made from the skin of baby seals will count.
Yes
No
6. Are you somewhat short?
Yes
No
7. Do you have a dark skin tone? A tanish color will do.
Yes
No
8. Does your home state (if not from US, then replace State with country) have a water border with the Pacific Ocean?
Yes
No
9. Have you, Do you, or do you ever want to own a dog big enough to pull a sled?
Yes
No
10. Are any of your close friends Eskimos or Native Americans?
Yes
No
11. Do you eat seafood?
Yes
No

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