Are you a viking?

i am a norwegian norn and my ancestors were great vikings like naddod, who discovered iceland, but anyway, i made this quiz to see how many of you are strong, powerfull vikings!!!

so in this quiz find out if you have what it takes to kill a brit with your butthole.MONEY IN THE BANK SHAWTY WHAT YOU FART!!! man i hate how you have to write 150 words for this quiz blablabla

Created by: Brandon
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You see a brit or a french man what do you do
slay him brutaly and drink his blood!
cut his throght with your axe
call him a fart
give him a dirty look
walk past him and say howdy
PRAISE ODIN!!!
4. Did vikings helmets really have horns on them?
i dont know!
HECK PHYES!!!
nope
no thats just what some dumb jews made up
PRAISE ODIN!!!
idk im jewish british and french
5. what is your religion
christian
islam
norse
pagan
confucianist
jewish
6. you are sailing in a viking longship along with dozens of soldiers heading to briton to raid them and you see a storm ahead what do u want to do
Avoid it taking time and raid briton
try to go through it avoiding big waves
KEEP CHARGING!!! HIT THE LARGEST WAVES WE ARENT SCARED!!!!!
turn around, head back home and convert to judaism
turn around and go home
say odin sucks
7. what country do you decend from
Norway
Sweden
Briton
Denmark
France
Isreal
8. what is you weapon of choice
Sword
Battle Axe
bow and arrow
spear
whip
a sign that says ODIN SUCKS!
9. 2+2=____
1
brown
12
18
3
uhhhh idk
10. what is odins sons name
Odin Jr.
tommy
Hel
Thorr
Lokie
some dude named Mel
11. how old is your cat
12
18
3
Q
brown
chuck norris
12. so you are raiding a jew church, a monk dude named mel decides to challenge you to a fight to the death at 3:30 what do you do
accept the battle hesitatingly
say youve got better things to do than mess with his scum
kill him right where ha stands!!!
accept
say yes but than do not show up because your scared

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