Are You A Vampire?

this is really stupid i took hundreads of quizes and they almost all said i am a vampire so f--- you

Hah, apparently you know absolutley nothing about vampires, since you used all the Hollywood stereotypes.

So, you say I'm a vampire. I am flattered, for sure, but alas, I'm only one in my fantasies *sigh*....

No, i am not a vampire

This uses too many Hollywood stereotypes of vampires.

True vampires don't care about garlic and can't be killed merely by a wooden stake through the heart. It would royally piss them off, but it wouldn't kill them because they could regenerate that tissue as soon as the stake was removed. Some weaker ones might, if one got it at the right angle to puncture the heart and dislodge the vampiric power, but with a truely powerful vampire, one could rip out his heart without causing any damage (if you managed to survive long enough to do that, that is).

So I'm a wanna-be just because I'm not a vampire? What's up with that? I never said I WANTED to be a vampire.

cool! i'm a vampire!!!