Are you a true La Centerite?

Being a La Centerite doesn't come easy. It means putting up with stereotypes, explaining "its the town with the casinos' over and over again, and driving at least 30 minutes to get to anything. So be proud, we are a rare breed!

Are you a La Centerite? Do you know exactly what I mean when I say "Make Mine Milk?" Take this snazzy dazzy quiz and find out how much of a La Centerite you really are!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
The Shell station at the I-5 junction has also been known as
the best place to get pizza
Hi-Tec
Arco
Shelly's
Before the 'new' high school was built, at what grade did LaCenterites begin high school?
7th
8th
9th
How should I know, I was like 8 then
Annie's Berry Farm is located next to
The View Lutheran Church
The Highland Lutheran Church
The HIghland Presbeterian Church
The View Presbeterian Church
The current La Center library was originally a
hospital
school
house of burlesque
I can't read good enough to rent books
Our public park and amphitheatre
is the town's pride and joy
STILL hasn't been built
is almost impossible to find
always smells like sh*t
In the mid 1990s, which important politician made a visit to nearby Woodland?
George Bush Sr
Bill Clinton
Ralph Nader
The guy listed in the 'My Heros' section of my myspace page
During many high school sporting events you had the urge to
smash potatoes
make jokes about women's anatomy
both A and B
none of the above
Which life long La Centerite owned the meat locker in the back of Geovanni's and drove a school bus both at the ages of 16 and 76?
Fred Sheltz
Avery Fischer
Elmer Soehl
Willis Bonsted
How long does a chicken egg take to hatch?
30 days
40 days
50 days
Laura, this question is f*cking dumb
How many Taylors can you name?
none
1-5
6-10
more than 10
How many years have you lived in La Center?
less than 5
5 to 10
10 or more
born and raised, baby
You scan this paper to see if anyone you know is in the police blotter
The Sentinal
The Reflector
The Times
The Mirror

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