Are you a real stoner?

A lot of people smoke...but only a select few are REAL stoners! I can easily say that there are more posers than real stoners, and most of the posers probably haven't even laid their eyes on it! But if you don't smoke and you don't pretend to be a stoner...that's ok!

Are you a stoner? Do you just hit it casually with your friends? Do you even smoke at all? Be honest while answering the questions of this quiz, and you'll surely find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What word do you usually use to refer to marijuana?
WEED
Bud
Reefer
Marijuana
Pot
Grass
4. Do you think bud is bad for you?
Yes, but I'll still indulge when I'm with friends
It can't be that bad, it gets rid of all my stress at the end of a long day
Pssshhhh, yeah it's bad for you but I smoke weed ALL the time!
It's not bad for you, it's not good for you, it's just nice.
Nah, it's the best thing you can do for your body!
Yeah, and that's why I don't touch it.
5. When you're running low, how do you get more?
Call a close friend or relative, and refer to the bud as "fried chicken" or something like that...just to be safe
I don't smoke
I walk up to my buddy in the crowded hallway and ask him, "Hey, do you have any..." and you hold your fingers up to your mouth like you're hitting a joint.
I pass a note to this guy in class who EVERYONE knows is a stoner, and hopefully he'll help me out!
I call my best contact and discreetly set up a place to meet
I don't have my own, I just smoke with my buddies sometimes.
6. Do you smoke bud?
Sometimes, it's ok.
Yeah
All day every day.
OMG YES!
Nope
Yep, it's just as routine as breathing ;-)
7. What's it like for you to be blazed?
Wouldn't know, I don't smoke
I'm very relaxed, paranoid, and loopy all at the same time...and hungry.
I hallucinate...and it's like...crazy.
I start tweaking and it feels like bugs are crawling underneath my skin!
I want to sleep...it's nice.
I'm kinda numb/tingly...I like to watch SpongeBob
8. What would someone usually pay for an ounce?
$20-40, give or take
$50-100, give or take
$100-150, give or take
$10-20, give or take
I don't smoke so I don't buy
$150-200, give or take
9. What is a spoon?
A metal tube-like pipe that goes straight through.
A pipe made from aluminum foil.
Something to eat cereal with?
A BONG!
A glass pipe that somewhat resembles a spoon, typically has a carb.
I don't know.
10. When you get stoned, do you call your friends to tell them about it?
Uh, no
I'll call my friends, but not to tell them I'm stoned...I just want to talk
Hehe yeah
Pssshhh yeah like every time, and I'm like the coolest person in my group of friends
No, I usually keep it to myself as much as I can
I don't smoke bud
11. About how many days a week do you smoke bud?
1-2
3-4
5-6
7
I don't smoke
All week, man, I'm like *holds fingers up to mouth like hitting from a joint*
12. Do you think you're cool?
That's for others to decide, but I don't really care
Psshhh yeah.
No...
I KNOW I'm cool...cuz I smoke WEED!
Who defines coolness anyway?
Smoking doesn't have anything to do with whether you're cool or not.

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