Are you a ploye-eater?

There are many people who eat pancakes, tortillas, crepes, and shortcake. But there is only one advanced society deep in the woods of northern Maine where you can eat "ployes."

Can you outrun a charging moose? Do you have the endurance to pick enough framboises to make two pies? Or are you just a Yankee? (those people from way down south near Augusta and Portland). Take this quiz to see if you are a true ploye-eater.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. at which meal are ployes eaten
au breakfast
au lunch
au diner
midnight snack
on mange des ployes tou'l'temps!
none of the above
2. which was memere's best pie?
blueberry
strawberry
raspberry
apple
3. which is the most dangerous animal in the Maine woods?
timber rattler
bobcat
moose
deer
bear
4. when are ployes eaten?
appetizer
main course
avec des fougeres
with butter and brown sugar
dipped in stew
all of the above
5. Which car handles best in the snow?
Bronco with big tires
F150 pickup with an empty bed
any little front wheel drive car
Expedition
Excursion
Suburban
6. Which is the furthest distance?
au bout' champs
au concessions
pa' trop loin
au baie cruse
a bangor
they're all pretty far...
7. lost in the Maine woods in the spring...what can you eat?
birch bark
des noisettes
framboises
des fougeres
n'a rien a manger!
8. If you were looking for a new "blonde" and didn't want to date a second cousin, where would you look?
St. David
Grand Isle
Madawaska
St. Agathe
Frenchville
"Across"
9. What happens if you don't eat enough ployes in childhood?
vitamin deficiency
muscular weakness
it's hard to chop wood
become too slow to outrace a moose
all of the above
none of the above
10. Where is the nearest beach?
San Diego
The Hamptons
Birch Point
Cancun
11. Who has the best stories about picking potatoes and working hard on the farm?
Matante
Memere
Mononcle
Pepere
George W. Bush
all but that last tete-carree
12. Which of the following is a girl's name?
Rosaire
Camille
Claude
Jean
Bobby Joe
13. What do you ice fish for?
largemouth bass
des smel'
cusk eel
saumon
des bons troutes
all but the southern junk fish (Bass)
14. best place to see the Milky Way or Northern Lights
New York City
Pheonix
Tampa
Los Angeles
au bou't'champs in the gravel pit
Boston
15. ingredients in ployes
buttermilk, eggs, and sugar
sarassin, salt, baking powder
tortilla chips, salsa verde, queso
oregano, olive oil, and feta
16. What do you say when you stub your toe?
ouch!
ay'oyye!
wowzers
caramba!

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