1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. 1. How do you typically look when you meet your date?
I wear my best clothes I like to look good. I often bring flowers I dress casually unless I want to impress the woman I'm usually late and don't apologize for it, wear what I've had on all day, and rarely if ever bring anything but myself. I am always armed.4. "Women are wonderful." Do you agree?
Yes, but I don't understand them. Most always sometimes They're special while we're having sex, but that's it Only when gagged and trussed up like a turkey5. When a woman cancels a date with you, I have to actually get a date first I get a weak excuse that is barely believable She say she is sorry and would like to make it another time she fixes whatever is the problem because she'll never get a 2nd chance with me she moves out of town, changes her name, and gets plastic surgery6. On my first date with a woman, I; tell her about my family want to get to know all about her let her ask all the questions she wants and then I'll decide if I want to know her or not I just want to get laid she seems very worried and keeps watching my hands7. I think women are like my mothers should be worshipped sometimes worthwile good for sex a necessary menace8. I said something stupid to my date and she got very angry, I; cry and promise to do better know I said something dumb and hope my apology works thinks she should consider the mood I was in when I said it think she'll get over it but if she doesn't, there are more fish in the sea can let the air out of her tires9. For Valentine's Day; I get a card from Mom I send cards to my girlfriend, but rarely receive one I get a few cards but never send one I get a lot of dumb card buy only send some if I think it will help me get laid I get no cards and all women are to blame10. I get dates through Mom's friends by spending more money of them than anyone else would it's a matter of numbers. If I ask enough women I usually get a date without effort and often I receive invitations to go out often but not all of them last the whole evening11. When I am at a bar, I don't go to bars I am too shy to talk with women I can get a phone number but wait too long to use it and by then she's forgotten me I easily pick up women for casual sex I usually drink until they throw me out12. When women end a relationship with me, it's usually because I know I'm boring She find someone new we argue and fuss most of the time she caught me fooling around with someone else I threatened her life13. When I decide to get married, I want someone to take care of me I want to live like the Cleavers with lots of kids I want a wife buy maybe no kids I'll never settle down I might be a wanted man14. Marriage is for adults is the way I want to spend my life might be nice for a while is not an option unless she's rich and beautiful and doesn't mind if I have other lovers is impossible15. If I ever got married I would want Mom to like her be faithful to my vows be faithful, and if I couldn't be faithful I'd make sure she never found out or got hurt be faithful until I got a really good offer make her wear a chastity belt16. I get laid I've never been laid at least once a year once a month every day and sometimes more I think I get screwed more that I get laid17. Look at your charge card bills. those related to women are for my family for dinners, flowers, presents, plays and figts for sports events, dinner, concerts, occasionally flowers I never pay unless it's to buy beer for spy equipment