Are you a Mountain Dew junkie?

Are you a Mountain dew junkie? Do you worship the drink as your GOD? Take this test and find out if you too have wasted your life on this awesome drink!

If you are a MDJ, good on you! That stuff tastes friggin AWESOME! If you're not, well, good choice because it's not the healthiest drink in the world... O_o

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You go to a store one day to get a drink. What is it?
Coke
Pepsi
Sprite
Mountain Dew
Mello Yello
Screw that unhealthy junk, WATER!!!
4. You want to stay up late tonight and you need a caffiene fix. Your choice giver of caffiene is...?
Coke or Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Pfft, Caffiene pills! Duh!
I dont need caffiene, im a regular Night Owl!
5. You want something yummy to drink. What is it?
The bitter taste of Coke (Or Pepsi) Is irrisistable!
Mountain Dew is so sweet, I MUST HAVE IT!
I only want my healthy and boring old water. *Sigh*
Juice
I don't drink for taste; I drink for thirst idiot.
6. What is Pi?
3.14159
Mountain Dew
What's Pi?
Is it apple Pi?
7. If a hamster and a cat are running south and paralell to each other at varying speeds and one turns 10 degrees north, which one will be eaten?
The hamster
The cat
They dont eat eachother- they drink Mountain Dew.
Well, you simply have to look at the angle and length of the hypoteneuse... Etc. Etc.
Every time a good time!
8. A doctor tells you that you need to stop drinking soda because it will make you turn inside out. What do you do?
Omg no way!!! *Throws away Mountain Dew*
Pfft, screw you! *Gets a Mountain Dew*
Pfft, screw you! *Gets coke*
Okay:(
9. You're walking along, and out of nowhere a NINJA comes out of the shade and throws a bottle of soda at you. It's nondescript, but tastes good. What is it?
NINJA POISON OMG!!!
Some nasty dark soda like Coke.
Mountain Dew.
Sprite or 7up.
Water
10. What was that one alcoholic drink they mixed with soda? Which Soda did they use again??
Coke duh.
Wasnt it just alcohol?
Mountain Dew. (Man that's getting old...)
Ummm... Pee?
I dont drink alcohol.
11. So...
Hamster
Cheese
Mountain Dew
Water
12. And finally, what do you liek more?
Green or Yellow sodas (Like...!)
Brown Sodas.
Clear Sodas.
Red, Orange, or other wierd Sodas.
Water
Juice.

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