Are you a Kelsey?

There are many retards in the world, but few are like Kelsey. Kelsey is a weird kid at my school. she stalks people, and has a speech disorder. Take this quiz to find out if you are a Kelsey.

So, Are you a Kelsey? Take this super cool quiz to find out! Do it right now! Take it, you know you want to!!DON'T HESITATE! TAKE IT NOW! Being a kelsey is not cool! You never want to be like Kelsey!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you ever force your Mom to take you to Basketball games or Track meets to snap pictures of someone you're stalking?
Yes. Always!
No!
No? Why would I do that?
4. Do you constantly write creepy little notes to your brother's friends?
No
Yes
5. Do you have a speech disorder?
Yes
No
6. Are you in Yearbook Club?
Yes
No
7. Are you obsessed with basketball?
Yes
No
8. Are you obsessed with American Idol or House?
Yes
No
9. Do you want to name your dog something stupid like Skillet?
Yes
No
10. Are you ugly?
Yes
No
11. Are you in band?
Yes
No
12. Do you think you look like Sarah Palin?
Yes
No
13. What color is your hair?
Brown
Black
Blonde
Red
Other
14. Do teachers repeat what you just said so the rest of the class can understand?
Yes
No
15. Does your Mom pick out your clothes for you everyday before school?
Yes
No
16. Do you LOVE cats?
Yes
No
EEEEW! Cats are gross!
17. Were you obsessed with Polly Pockets in 2003?
Yes
No

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