1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. How often do you get in trouble? Never- I lie like you'd never imagine! Very rarely. Like, once in every twenty things I lie about. Maybe a little more than once in a while. Every time I do something wrong!4. Have you ever been told you're a good liar? No one ever knows when I lie, so as far as they're concerned, I don't lie, so... no! But I know I am! Only the best! Maybe like once. Maybe. Never! How do people see through me so easily?5. Are you pretty? Yes. No. In between.6. Were you lying? As if! Wanna see some pictures? No, I wasn't. No way! I would never. It insults me to know you think I might have. Um, no...7. You're Mom catches you about to climb out your bedroom window when you're supposed to be in bed sick. What gives? "I was getting some fresh air, Mom. It helps me breathe better." "Just wanted to see what nice weather I was missing." "I saw my friend *name of friend* walk by. I was telling her I wasn't going to be at school." Your friend lives on the other side of town, near the school. "Um, hi."8. A girl finds you kissing her boyfriend. What do you do? Push the guy away and slap him, crying "Never touch me again!" and walk away, like you didn't know that was his girlfriend. Say to the guy "You didn't tell me you had a girlfriend!" Then turn to the girl and say "I'm so sorry, I had no idea, he said he wanted to be with me, I thought..." and go on with a long but totally believable story, gasping for effect every sentence. Say, "Sorry sweetie, he likes me better." Mumble something and hurry out of there.9. Have you ever gotten away with cheating on anything, even if someone found out? Yeah, all the time! I'd rather lie than cheat. Well, I'm never given a chance to explain... of course, I wouldn't know what to say, so I'd get in more trouble for lying. No, I'm always the one who gets busted!10. What are your lying tactics? Just straight out lie. Blabber on and on until no one wants to listen. Try to come up with the best excuse that comes to my mind. Either say, "I didn't do it" or "I have no idea what your talking about" while trying to look innocent. It's hard.11. Are you a quick thinker? Only the fastest! When it comes to lying, you need to be able to think fast. Not really. By the time I come up with an excuse, it's obvious that I lied. Is a turtle fast? Is the sky silver? Is the answer to those questions yes?12. Do you have a good imagination? Duh, how do you think I lie so well?! Yeah, I'm great at coming up with things for any situation. Maybe it's too good, my excuses are a little over the top sometimes. No. No, I don't.13. Last one. Do you enjoy lying? Yeah, things you're good at are always fun! Yep, it's just too easy. I guess, when I get away with it. No. If I was better, yeah.14. I lied. This is the last one. What do you have to say to that? *Sarcastically* Wow. What a great lie. That wasn't a very good lie. Sure. You're cool. Wow. That was a really good one. You're good. You really had me. Teach me everything you know.15. If someone asked you to teach them how to lie, you'd: I'd gladly help them become the best liar they could ever be in less than a day! I'd teach them, plain and simple. It'd be fun. Think that they must be lying, because I'm not that special, and you lied again. I'd tell them that I'm the last... hey, you did it again!