Are you a farm kid aka a redneck?

There are one hell of alot of people on this earth, and I think that only about 5% of them are honest to god, farm kids or redneck farm kids, so take this quiz and find out if you are in that small percentage.

Ready, well take off your oil stained nascar hat and wipe the mud out of your eyes and see if you are awesome. If you have to take your wizard hat and cape off and have your mom wash them for your next Wierd Kids Anonymous meeting then I can already tell you that you are gonna suck at this quiz.

Created by: Anni West
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favorite beverage?
Coca Cola
Pepsi
Lemonade
Beer
KoolAid
Grape Juice
4. Do you like to drive big pieces of machinery, pickups, dirtbikes, or fourwheelers?
Hell yeah, I've been doing it since I was big enough that my dad thought that I looked legal.
Occasionally
Never, that is so dangerous, I like bikes and cabs.
Sure, if i have to.
NO! My mommy's Subaru is too nice, and she even drives me.
It is alright.
5. What would your blood look like, if you got cut?
Pepsi
Blood, duh.
Oil or gas or diesel.
Tea, two sugars, spoon on the side.
Pure bacon grease.
Kool-Aid, I guess you should cut the blood thinner out.
6. What do you wear day to day?
Clothes, duh.
Organic Cotton and linen clothes
Black and chains, oh yeah.
A perfectly color coordinated Abercrombie and B---- outfit.
A ripped shirt, holey jeans and a perfect Nascar cap.
A skirt and sweater set. oh yeah and loafers.
7. What do you drive?
A kick ass Dodge pickup.
A cool Ford pickup.
A Volvo car.
A Mercedes.
Uhh, the bus, i don't drive.
My Bike.
8. Do you cuss and tell dirty jokes around your friends but zip it when your family is around?
Hell yeah, do you know me or what.
Excuse me, no, I do not enjoy cursing.
Not really.
Absolutely...........................not. What did you think I was going to say, huh?
9. What do you like to listen to?
Country and oldie rock.
Ska/funk/punk/heavy metal.
Pop/hiphop/rap/rock.
Classical.
Avant Garde.
Jazz/blues/folk.
10. Do you think that you are a redneck?
Damn straight.
Hell yeah.
No.
Maybe, kinda, sorta.
What do you think?
11. Did you like this quiz?
Not really.
Best time I have ever spent, not.
I was waiting for the sprinkler to go around the field.
NO, I know what it is going to say, i am a yuppie.
Yeah i guess.
12. Finally, which of these is your favorite group of smells?
Diesel, mud lol, pepsi or beer, Axe, hay.
Perfume, tea and my (self or boyfriend's gayitivity reeking)
Nature, aka the wind adn the water and fire.

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