1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Do you prefer Europe or America? Europe any day! America, we're the best! Europe has many countries Both suck I like both just about the same Neither, I like Britain! 4. How many languages do you speak? Just 1 2 3 4+ I don't talk I'm a linguist, I speak loads... 5. Are you fat or thin? Fat Thin I'm "thick boned" Skinny Muscular Intermediate 6. Do you like the EU? What's the EU? No, I hate it! Its OK, but has too much power! No, we should join the EFTA instead! I love it! United States of Europe bring it on! 7. Are you right-wing or left-wing? Right-wing Left-wing Extreme right Extreme left Centralist What? 8. Can you point to your country on a map? Yeah, and loads of others too. No Maybe What's a cou-n-try? Yeah, I'm good at geography. Only one country that matters. 9. Do you support socialism and welfare? Yes, we should look after our people No, its for lazy people Yes, but it should be well regulated Yes, but it needs to work better No, people should make their own path No, its my money, not theirs! 10. What's your country's main ally? Germany or France Great Britain or Canada All the EU NATO My country has no friends Mexico 11. Do you prefer dollars or euros? Euros Dollars Neither, they're both screwed Neither, the £ is best Both Neither, we like our own currency 12. Is your country a superpower? Yes, the only one. No, but it has been Yes, a collective superpower It's still quite powerful, but not a superpower Its a great power No, my country is weak 13. What is your opinion on the French? They're decent They're awesome! They're cheese-eating surrender monkeys We beat them at everything Thank god there's a channel between us! Boo! I don't like them! 14. What is your opinion on the British? They're decent They're awesome! We saved their butts in WWII Thank god they're trapped on that island! We like them a lot Fuddy duddy, snobby idiots 15. Is it a Freeway, Motorway or Autobahn? Freeway Motorway AutoBahn Neither Dirt track We don't have roads in my country 16. Do you live on a island, continent or what? Island Continent Peninsular Earth Space Sea 17. What's your flag? Red, white and blue with stars Red, white and blue with crosses Blue and yellow with stars Other Red with a sickle What's a flag? 18. Are you a workaholic? Yes No I love work I hate work It makes lots of money for myself I value lifestyle over work 19. Did you like this quiz? Its OK No, its crap Yes, I loved it I don't know Maybe Hell no!