Are you a Drool Monkey?

There are many stupid people, but only a few qualify as true DroolMonkeys. In our society today, people of the USA are moslty Drool Monkeys. That's why pretty much everyone does stupid stuff.

Will you be one less? Will you be one less Drool Monkey? Take my quiz to find out. Umm, I can't think of anything else to say except that Doris Rocks!!!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your ringtone is:
Bach: 7th Sympohony
Party Like a Rock Star
Umbrella
The Itsy Bitsy Sipder
4. A dream vacation for you is:
My lakehouse complete with waterslides, tubing, water trampoline,a super fast boat, and a double decker dock.
Somewhere Historic
Front row seats to a football game
Mommy and Me Therapy
5. Have you ever been grounded?
*drool*
Once
Yeah, loads of times.
Never
6. How old were you when you attended 3rd grade?
9... the usual age
6... I skipped a few grades
13... Must I explain?
I haven't made it that far yet.
7. What is your dream name?
Edith(girls). Elroy(boys)
Shaniquea(Girls). DeTravius(boys)
Freak(girls). You idiot!(boys)
Hallie(girls). Nick(boys)
8. What was the first book you read?
I don't read. Reading is for losers.
Motzart: A Brief History
The Little Engine That Could
I don't know how to read....
9. How old were you when you could first read?
4 years old
1 year old
I don't read!!!!
...
10. Your favorite movie is:
Harry Potter series
The Titanic
Barney and Me
I only watch TV
11. Your favorite character from Harry Potter is:
I ONLY WATCH TV!!! jeez!
umm.... I've never seen it!
Harry; he's so brave!
Hermione; she's so smart!
12. Last Question: Was this quiz any good?
Yeah, it was great!
No. I hoped for something more... mathematical
I was too busy watching TV
*drool*

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