Are You A Douchebag?

Douchebags! You see them everywhere. At work. At the bar. Maybe even in your own home. The douchebag phenomenon is spreading at an unprecedented rate.

Are you a part of the problem? Or are you the solution? Do people want to fight you everywhere you go? Does more of your date's drink end up on your face, than in her mouth? This quiz will give you the answers you seek.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you high five your friends?
yes
no
what friends?
4. Do you high five strangers?
yes
no
5. Have you ever owned an IROC-Z?
I won't drive anything else
yes
no
I wouldn't be caught dead in one
6. Have you ever tipped a bartender/cocktail waitress with change?
What's the difference? It all spends the same
yes
no
never
I don't tip
7. If faced with a five dollar cover at a bar, do you:
go someplace else
try to convince the person at the door to let you in for free
ask, Are you serious?
pay the cover
8. Have you ever pissed in a bathroom sink at a bar?
Hey, it's all pipes
Only if there's no garbage can
No way
9. Have you ever whistled to get a bartender's attention?
Only after I'm tired of yelling
Never
10. Chicago's only real baseball team is:
the Cubbies!!!
the White Sox
11. Have you ever worn flip-flops to a bar not located on the beach?
All the time
yes
no
Why would anyone war flip-flops in a bar?
12. Are you now, or have you ever been in a fraternity?
Greek for life
Unfortunately...
No
I don't have to buy my friends
13. Your idea of a night out with your lady:
Dinner at a nice restaurant
Wings and beer
Ends in the backseat of your IROC-Z
Ends when she finishes
A movie she wants to see
Front row at a wrestling match

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