Are you a conservative douchebag?

There are many douchebags in this world, and the majority of them are conservatives. Prime examples are Mr. 'F--- Off' Dick Cheney, and of course Sean Hannity.

Are you a conservative douchebag? In just a few minutes, you will find out! Until now you could only wonder, and after you take this quiz there will be no question.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Is Fox New yours only source of information?
Yes
No
4. Which person do you agree with the most on issues
Laura Ingrahm
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Mike Savage
I don't agree with any of these douchebags
5. What is the major cause of poverty in the US?
lazy people who don't want to work
welfare queens keep having babies
Companies won't pay a living wage
Structural and individual choices
6. Do you think homosexuality is a sin?
yes
no
yes, and it should be punished
no, Jesus was gay
7. What government program best deserves public funding?
Head Start
Public Schools
No social program deserves government money
National defense
8. Which person would you vote for?
George W. Bush (if only he could run again!)
Hillary Clinton
Barak Obama
Rudy Giuliani
John McCain
John Edwards
9. Do you think we should bomb Iran in the next two years?
yes
no
10. How many hours a week do you listen to talk radio?
1
2
3
4 or more
NPR only
11. Do you think college campuses brainwash students?
yes
no
12. What was your reaction when Cheney shot that old guy in the face?
You laughed
You were embarrassed
You ignored the whole thing because it is just liberal propaganda
You still make jokes about it to this day

Remember to rate this quiz on the next page!
Rating helps us to know which quizzes are good and which are bad

Related Quizzes:

• The VA geekhood litmus test by Adam Davidson
• Douchebag Vehemence Quiz by Dylan Spurlock
• Are You A Douchebag? by Action
• Ultimate Douchebag Test by Kidd
• The ultimate Liberal/Conservative test by Guido

You are taking a quiz on GoTo Quiz. We are a better kind of quiz site, with no pop-up ads, no registration requirements, just high-quality quizzes. And we've added something new! Now you can create a poll, try it out, it's fun and easy.