Are you a black?

This quiz determines whether your true roots lie in the Caucasian culture, if you have off-white origins, or if you are very simply a black. so get prepared ya smegheads.

I see your true colours shining through, i see your true colours la la do be doo doo. whatever you may be i'm sure you will find in your hearts a way to convict me for being a racist.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your preferred food?
Bacon sandwhich
prawn vindaloo
chip butty
4. If you are threatening someone, which term would you use?
I'll bust a cap in your ass
I'm well off to eat your face dickheeeeaaadd!!
Allah hates you and your mother
5. What do you put in your cup of tea?
A broken bit of hobnob
rice
SHUUGGUUURR
6. Which accessory are you more likely to wear if a gun was held to your head to pick one of the following answers?
a turban
ya mam
Nelson Mandela
7. Do you have ridiculously oversized lips?
Nah mate
no but i have seven arms
i'm sorry i can't answer because my mouth is bigger then my face
8. Which crime are ya most likely to commit?
Rob tesco and/or asda
Rapping (which includes cursing before the watershed)
Benefit fraud
9. What do you call your house?
Me cribb
S*hit house
DA MOSQUE
10. Which is the best talk show on tv?
bit o' jez kyle
Oprah winfrey
Friday night with osama bin laden
11. What do you usually have in your bag?
Hoes and a pimp stick
A long beard, curry powder and a bomb
heroin and 20p
12. What do you fear the most?
acceptance
the repo men
burning crosses

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