1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You call them up and ask them if they want to go to the movies with you tonight. They say: "Of course! I can't believe we didn't already make plans!" "Sure, I'll be there." "Yeah, I guess. Can I bring another friend?" "No! I already had plans with _____. Why would you ask me?" You would never call and ask them. You wouldn't want to do anything with them, and they don't want to do anything with you.4. You're late to class, and the last seat is by them. Well, duh. We always sit together, so of course they would have saved a spot. They say "You can sit here" and smile. You sit down and they say "Hey" or smile, but look at someone else implying they had wanted to sit by them. They roll their eyes and say something under their breath when you sit down. They say "EW!" and immediately start trying to trade seats with someone.5. You are assigned partners for a school project, and you end up with them. What happens? You are both so excited and talkative that you don't get any work done. You are able to get work done but laugh and talk a lot too. You talk a little, but mostly just get the work done. You get along face to face well enough, but later you here them complaining about it to their other friends. They ask if they can switch partners and then make a big show of being bored and annoyed when they're working with you.6. You both like the same guy. How does everything work out? You both decide it's probably just a pointless crush. Your friendship always comes before guys. You both decide to try to move on, but still secretly crush on him. You both both flirt with him and try to get him, but are also careful to not hurt the other person. They start hanging out with him a lot and stop hanging out with you. They constantly flirt with him and tell him lies and secrets about you.7. You tell them a really important secret. What do they do? Keep their lips sealed. You know you can trust them with anything, and they'll always be there for you. They don't tell anyone. They don't tell anyone, but sometimes it seems like they're about to. They tell a few friends and tell them not to tell anyone, fully knowing that it could get around. Tell everyone and completely twist and exaggerate it.8. How often do you talk to them on IM? Every second you on. And went you aren't on IM, your talking on the phone or texting. Most of the time your on. Most of the time your on, but the conversation usually doesn't go anywhere. Not much. You don't completely trust them, and you don't have anything to talk about. Never. They blocked you, and you know there's no way you could say anything to them without everyone at school knowing your exact words the next day.9. How often do you hang out? Every second of every day. You always have to be together. A lot. You have fun together. Every once in a while. You can have some fun, but don't do a lot and don't have a lot in common. Rarely. You don't get along that well when you try to do stuff. Never. They don't want to be with you, and because of that, you probably don't want to be with them.10. What do they say when your on the phone and they have to go?" "Aaaww, I have to go!" *keep talking until their parents are screaming* "I better go! [insert inside joke here] See tomorrow! Love you!" "Aw, I have to go. See you at school!" "Oh, I gotta go. Bye." "Well...I'm gonna go now. Bye." You would never talk on the phone. And even if you had to, they would probably just hang up or say "Glad that's over" and then hang up.11. How often do you hear (or hear about) them talking behind your back? Never. Well, unless you count when they're telling everyone what a great best friend they have. Never. They wouldn't do that. Very rarely, it was just a few times when they were really annoyed with you. Pretty often. They obviously have a lot to say... All the time. They constantly talk about you, and say a lot of really mean things.12. So, would you consider them your friend? Not my friend. My best friend forever and eternity! Yeah, a pretty close friend. I don't know...usually. Probably not. NOOOOOO!13. So, do you think you're their friend? I know I am! Best friends forever! Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure. Probably not. Not a chance.