A peek inside Yukonsam

You will meet many, many people in your lifetime. A few of them will have something special about them that will set them apart from the rest of the world. ONE of them will be extra special, like no one you've ever encountered.

This quiz is all about my particular someone extra special, the one and only Yukonsam. Not many of us are lucky enough to know him - let's see how well *you* do! (And I apologize for the age and gender questions that precede the *actual* questions... I can't turn those off...)

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Which would he be most likely to say in a movie quote-off?
I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' nigras.
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
2. Who is his favorite captain?
Crunch
Picard
Bligh
Sherman
Morgan
Nemo
3. What can he not do?
Change his oil
Tank
Make a troop cry
Blow a bubble
Skip rocks
Get up in the morning
4. What was his childhood nickname?
Rusty
Buddy
Boyboy
Slugger
Bocephus
Pigpen
5. Which is the only combination of things you might find in Yukon's cart at the grocery store?
Cheese, Doritos, mustard, artichokes
Pastrami, fried Cheetos, green onions, frozen vegetables
Steak, Reeses, diet Pepsi, anchovies
Chicken, Smart Start Women's Cereal, ice, garlic
Taco seasoning, green chilis, milk, margarine
Frozen pizza, Iams dog food, Hickory Farms beef sticks, orange juice
6. When Yukon was 10 years old, he:
Saw his first baseball game
Had his tonsils out
Broke his arm playing hockey
Discovered his love of insane roller coasters
Got his first kitten
Saw a UFO
7. What was Yukon's high school team name?
Huskies
Bulldogs
Pirates
Tomahawks
Pioneers
Titans
8. Yukon had a relative who briefly played for which MLB team?
Rangers
Dodgers
Red Sox
Angels
White Sox
Phillies
9. Yukon plays many, many different characters in WoW. Which class does he *not* play?
Hunter
Paladin
Druid
Priest
Rogue
Shaman
10. Who is the only guy that Yukon will allow to touch him?
Calvin
Tommy
Paco
Jean-Paul
Perry
Yves

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