A Better "Which God are You?" Quiz

Every society had their own Gods. Now you get to see which of the big three, Elohim/Allah, Jesus, and Buddha, you would be. Or are you evil? Would you instead be Satan, Baal, or even the fictional god Krom? Test yourself, with questions painstakingly thought out, to see which God you would be.

It's incredibly simple, very fun, and I bet you'll be surprised at the results. At the very least, you'll have some laughs and have something to show your friends. Try it out now.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. So you're walking down the street with your buddy, when a gang of thugs steps out of the alleyway, armed to the teeth, and try to attack you for no reason. What's your first reaction?
Stand and fight! No one messes with me.
Flee! I'm overmatched and if I'm lucky, my buddy isn't a quick runner. Either that or he likes me more than I like him.
Fight until my buddy can get away.
Roar a challange and hope they flee. If not, let's move to option 2.
Try to talk them down. I'm sure that they're decent people who will see reason.
Defend myself, but use no more force than is necessary to do so.
4. Are you a physical, mental or social person?
Physical
Mental
Social
5. Do you lean towards good or evil?
Good
Evil
6. You encounter a wounded deer, what do you do?
Heal it with your godly powers
Put it out of its misery with same powers
Extend its life to watch it suffer
Mutilate it and wallow in the gore
Ignor the creature, it is the natural end to life
7. What color do you identify with most?
Red
White
Black
Green
Blue
Brown
8. Which of the traditional elements do you associate with?
Fire
Earth
Water
Air
9. What is the greatest tragedy?
War
Murder
Rape
Torture
Life
Hope
10. What would be your favorite tourist destination?
The Holy Land
Europe
The Bahamas
Siberia
Ghana
China
11. How do you feel about capital punishment?
It's abominable! No one has the right to take a life.
Those bastards deserve what they get. Kill em all!
As long as it's done humanely, it's fine.
Get rid of the middle-man. Just give the victims or their families a handgun.
12. What would your favorite superpower be?
Flight
X-Ray Vision
Super Strength
Shape-Shifting
Time Travel
Immortality
13. Which of these is your favorite breakfast food?
Ham and Eggs
Biscuits and Gravy
Eggrolls with Sweet and Sour Sauce
Pancakes with Maple Syrup
Deviled Eggs and Rasher of Bacon
14. Which of these is your least favorite political party?
I don't like politics
Democrats
Republicans
Green Party
Libertarians
Communists
15. How many siblings do you have?
0
1-3
4-9
10+
16. What did you most want to be when you were a little child?
President of the United States
A Fireman
A Soldier
A Doctor
A Bad Guy
Alive
17. Who or what is the biggest threat to the world today?
George W. Bush
Osama Bin Laden
American Idol
Gang Violence
Michael Jackson
Hillary Clinton
18. Gun violence is the fault of...
The shooter
The parents of the shooter
The victims
The schools
The Republicans who won't give up their guns
The Democrats who won't let people defend themselves
19. What is the better fast food chain?
Burger King
MacDonalds
Taco Bell
Wendy's
Fast food is of the devil
Fasting is for the holy
20. Finally, what is your biggest fear?
Spiders
Death
Speaking in Public
Going to Jail
Hell
God

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. So you're walking down the street with your buddy, when a gang of thugs steps out of the alleyway, armed to the teeth, and try to attack you for no reason. What's your first reaction?

Stand and fight! No one messes with me.

Flee! I'm overmatched and if I'm lucky, my buddy isn't a quick runner. Either that or he likes me more than I like him.

Fight until my buddy can get away.

Roar a challange and hope they flee. If not, let's move to option 2.

Try to talk them down. I'm sure that they're decent people who will see reason.

Defend myself, but use no more force than is necessary to do so.

4. Are you a physical, mental or social person?

Physical

Mental

Social

5. Do you lean towards good or evil?

Good

Evil

6. You encounter a wounded deer, what do you do?

Heal it with your godly powers

Put it out of its misery with same powers

Extend its life to watch it suffer

Mutilate it and wallow in the gore

Ignor the creature, it is the natural end to life

7. What color do you identify with most?

Red

White

Black

Green

Blue

Brown

8. Which of the traditional elements do you associate with?

Fire

Earth

Water

Air

9. What is the greatest tragedy?

War

Murder

Rape

Torture

Life

Hope

10. What would be your favorite tourist destination?

The Holy Land

Europe

The Bahamas

Siberia

Ghana

China

11. How do you feel about capital punishment?

It's abominable! No one has the right to take a life.

Those bastards deserve what they get. Kill em all!

As long as it's done humanely, it's fine.

Get rid of the middle-man. Just give the victims or their families a handgun.

12. What would your favorite superpower be?

Flight

X-Ray Vision

Super Strength

Shape-Shifting

Time Travel

Immortality

13. Which of these is your favorite breakfast food?

Ham and Eggs

Biscuits and Gravy

Eggrolls with Sweet and Sour Sauce

Pancakes with Maple Syrup

Deviled Eggs and Rasher of Bacon

14. Which of these is your least favorite political party?

I don't like politics

Democrats

Republicans

Green Party

Libertarians

Communists

15. How many siblings do you have?

1-3

4-9

10+

16. What did you most want to be when you were a little child?

President of the United States

A Fireman

A Soldier

A Doctor

A Bad Guy

Alive

17. Who or what is the biggest threat to the world today?

George W. Bush

Osama Bin Laden

American Idol

Gang Violence

Michael Jackson

Hillary Clinton

18. Gun violence is the fault of...

The shooter

The parents of the shooter

The victims

The schools

The Republicans who won't give up their guns

The Democrats who won't let people defend themselves

19. What is the better fast food chain?

Burger King

MacDonalds

Taco Bell

Wendy's

Fast food is of the devil

Fasting is for the holy

20. Finally, what is your biggest fear?

Spiders

Death

Speaking in Public

Going to Jail

Hell

God

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